"What's wrong with liking Louis Vuitton," you might ask. A lot, I might say for reasons that I can very easily explain. Let me just start by telling a story. Once upon a time, in a far away land called the Bronx, a young man was at a laundromat doing his laundry when he happened to notice another might who was maybe five to ten years older, with a Louis Vuitton hat on.
"Well, why would this man feel the need to wear a Louis Vuitton hat just to go to the laundromat," you might ask. Because he wanted to be noticed at the laundromat with his stupid Louis Vuitton hat on. That's why. To top things off, after a few minutes of parading around the rant down (yes, I said rant down, because it was rant down) laundromat in his brand new Louis Vuitton hat, the old man left the laundromat for the sole purpose of going home to put on a different Louis Vuitton hat so that he could parade around the laundromat in that Louis Vuitton hat too.
Let me explain something about Louis Vuitton. I have a big, big problem with them. You might be wondering why I have a problem with Louis Vuitton. "It's a very expensive, high-ended retailer," you're probably saying. That means nothing to me and I can explain why. You see, a couple of years ago, I was watching video fashion daily when I happened to see a Louis Vuitton show on this channel. I was shock, appauled, and horified that it was legal for human beings to parade around in the trash that they put on their bodies in that show. I have to find the trailer for that show because it's just real disgusting to the point that the rating to my blog will only increase simply because of the horrifying things that people will see in that trailer. Shame on you Videofasion Daily! Shame on you Louis Vuitton! You both know better than that!
Now, to get back to my point, Black people love Louis Vuitton. Why? Because it's a very high-end, expensive retailer, because Black people feel that they deserve everything because they want it, and because if something is expensive, nine times out of ten, a Black person will want it. Oh, also, did I mention that Black people love European designers? They may not even be able to pronounce the name of the designer, but they will like it anyway. Hence the tendency say things like "Fa-Sah-Chee" instead of "Ver-Sah-Chee" for Versace. Also, Louis Vuitton is European ergo Black people love Louis Vuitton in droves. Once again I don't mean to say that all Black people love Louis Vuitton, however it is safe to say that, in the U.S., Black people alone probably help Louis Vuitton's revenues remain in the billions.
And another thing . . . many Black people are fashion victims. Many of them will buy things just because it matches with what they have on or just because it was made by an American or European designer. Therefore, whatever Louis Vuitton makes, Black people will forms lines just to purchase these items because they are supposed to have the best things in life. I know Janet, the best things in life are supposed to be free, but evidently somebody lied to you because so many Black people are spending thousands of dollars on the atrocities (see above comments about Louis Vuitton and Videofashion Daily) that Louis Vuitton commits on a daily basis.
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